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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.高中语文考试,有道填空题:山对海说:“你是如此的宽广、如此的澎湃、如此的博大„„”然后下面的填空是海对山说:( )。大家都极尽所能发挥想象,结果,卷子发下来时,有个同学在空格里填了:“谢谢。”

2.在公交车上的时候,一个爸爸在对他儿子说:    “都那么大了还打不过你妈妈,我十二岁就能打过你奶奶了!”   旁边一哥们冲那爸爸吼到:“有你这么教育孩子的吗?会不会当爹啊!”   那男的愣了愣,说:“我说的是羽毛球!”   那哥们顿时一脸想死的冲动啊

3.那年夏天,寂静的课堂上,坐我前头那傻逼突然放了个巨响的屁,响彻了整个教室。正当我好奇他会怎么办的时候,他居然淡定地回过头面带笑意地看着我。于是全班同学和老师都顺着他一起把目光集中到了我的身上,在大家难以抑制的笑声中我仿佛看到六月的窗外飘起了飞雪„
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  • 普羅米修斯 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2020-4-17 19:53

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谢谢,堪比神回“呵呵”了……
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